PLEASE..
>PLEASE..
Certainly, Derek.
Please tell us what kind of help you would like. We're not there; we cannot
see your computer; you have not said what kind of problem you're having.
If it's a question about your Microsoft Access(TM) database, this is a good
place.
If it's a question about some other Microsoft software, there are other
newsgroups on this server.
If you're trying to be funny, you've failed.
John W. Vinson [MVP]